I enjoy reading, talking to my B, and listening to music at really loud volumes. I also enjoy being a vegetarian, and being happy.
waking up and realizing you slept through your alarm
I showed this to my brother and he didn’t even crack a fucking smile and I am now realizing just how much tumblr has warped my sense of humour
reblog for the last comment
I swear, just click.
but omg imagine Sam setting this as Dean’s ringtone for Cas and Dean jumping when he hears that sound and is like “Is that yours” to Sam, who just bursts out laughing and Dean sees it’s his phone ringing oH GOD :’))))
i laughed harder than i thought i would
Better still, Sam sneakily borrows Cas’ phone to call Dean while they’re all in the library after discretely hiding Dean’s phone under some paper, and Dean’s face just goes redder and redder whie desperately throwing everything off the table trying to find the damn thing and shut it up, all the while Cas is so confused why Dean is freaking out and why Sam in doubled over laughing so hard he has tears just STREAMING down his face.
Jesus I haven’t heard this song in forever!
do british people really eat beans on toast as a meal
in america is everyone ignorant
it was just a question damn no need to get hostile go eat some beans on toast
1950S SLANG IS LIKE MY FAVORITE THING IT IS SO RIDICULOUS
WHAT IS THIS
DUCK BU TT I AM LAUGHING
1014. Some muggleborn Slytherins can’t help but hum “The Rains of Castamere” under their breath when preparing to do something especially cunning. Purebloods start to get very terrified of that song.
i just remembered people with penises can’t have multiple consecutive orgasms ohhjhhh my g OD HAHAHAHHKDFHAH
Well people with vaginas have periods so I think y’all deserve all the orgasms you want
that’s….really sweet… omfg
This post is also inclusive of transgender people this is the most positive post be seen all week
That time when Raven actually said what most of us want to say to a teacher who picks you for the answer when you clearly don’t know it, for usually no other reason than to embarrass you and make you look stupid. One of the main things I hate and always will hate about school.
not to sound like an ass but Im pretty sure most teachers do not choose you to embarrass you. They choose kids who arent participating to nudge them to give the problem a try instead of letting the one know it all answer the questions over and over. Please remember that its a teachers job to teach an entire classroom instead of one or two kids that already know the answers
'You know the sound the TARDIS makes ? That wheezing, groaning. That sound brings hope wherever it goes. To anyone who hears it, Doctor. Anyone. However lost. Even you.’
getting home and being able to take off your pants more like